... but I keep managing.
In dialog format:
"Hey, you hurt your hands? Whatcha got, carpal tunnel?"
"No, it's deQuervain's tendonitis."
"Well, it's kinda like carpal tunnel, but it affects the tendons that control my thumbs."
Two years later (or thereabouts):
"Oh, you can't eat wheat. You got a wheat allergy?"
"Well, no. I've got celiac sprue."
"Okay, it's autoimmune problem that is kicked off by the gluten in wheat, which causes my immune system to attack my small intestine, causing all sorts of problems absorbing nutrients."