Dear Spokane

First in a series of rants...

Dear Spokane,
When attending a public event, such as a high school graduation, there are a few social guidelines to follow, which you seem to have forgotten:

• Remove your hat for the national anthem
• The band playing is not a cue for you to start talking loudly with your neighbor
• Ditto for the speakers
• When your baby starts crying or your infant starts fussing, that's your cue to leave the room

Crikies, people, weren't you socialized as children?